So, I was listening to ‘Mama’ by The Lonely Island…

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and I thought they were being serious first but then..

[Mom] Hi boys, who wants a snack?
[Andy] MOM, GET OUT WE’RE IN THE STUDIO!
[Jorma] OH MY GOD!
[Mom] Just checking on my guys!
[Jorma] GET OUT OF HERE!
[Andy] WE’RE MAKING A TRACK YOU IDIOT!
[Mom] Oooohhh!
[Andy] JUST LEAVE!
[Mom] Okie doke
[Jorma] GO! GO!
[Andy] YOU SUCK, MOM!

….

*Door opens*
[Jorma] MOM!
[Mom] I know you said you were’nt hungry, but I made ants on a log
[Andy] GET THE FUCK OUT
[Jorma] LEAVE! LEAVE ME! GO!
[Mom] So how’s your little club going?
[Andy] IT’S NOT A CLUB!
[Jorma] IT’S A RAP GROUP!
[Mom] Well I’ll leave these here and eat them if you…
[Jorma] FINE!
[Andy] GO TO HELL, MOM!

*Door opens*
[Mom] Have you guys seen the remote?
[Andy] OH MY GOD!
[Jorma] LEAVE US ALONE!
[Andy] FUCK YOU MOM!
[Jorma] LEAVE US ALONE!
*window smashes*
[Mom] Watch it
[Andy] I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!

*Door opens*
[Mom] Nevermind, I found it
*They all scream/shout/glass smashes*
[‘Dale’] Laura, everything ok?
[Andy] SHUT THE FUCK UP DALE!
[Jorma] SHUT UP!
[Mom] Hey! Be nice to Dale
[Andy] FUCK DALE!
[Jorma] FUCK DALE!
[Andy] I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU HAVE SEX WITH THAT GUY!

[Mom] Is something burning down there?
[Andy] GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!

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Oh, TLI…. You guys….

Questionnaire for The Lonely Island

tli-internationalfanclub:

So, there you have it! Part II of the questions from fans all around the World! Jorma was kind enough to answer to our first questionnaire and that made a little revolution in here. (It was super sensation and we love you Jorm!!!)

But there are still lot of things that we all would like to know. People sent us questions (much more than the first time), so here we decided to make another one thing and ask you some of these beauties.

 
There were tons of questions - from Finland, Germany, Poland, Great Britain, Peru, Australia, Chile, Brazil, and from many different states of U.S.A. 

We hoped to organize everything everything in most comfortable way, but there is still a lot of randomness! We hope you like it.

 
Please, contact with us here: tli.internationalfanclub@gmail.com or any other way! We love you and we can’t wait for some message from you.

Yours truly,

FANS

Questions:

WORK:

1.Are you guys going to make another album or just stick with Incredibad and T&C? Or maybe you prefer to focus on videos/other projects right now?

 

2.How do you decide who will make ”this” video? Any others directions except for “the two of us agreed”?

 

3.A lot of things have changed since T&C. Are you planning/willing drop comedy for other projects? Or it will ALWAYS be a comedy?

 

4.We know it was under consideration, but would you sill like to (if it was possible) go on a tour? Do you actually like to interact with people live?

 

5.You have lot of international fans out there. Have you ever been surprised by feedback you get from people? Like, any Valentines Cards from Uganda??

 

6.KIV: You are working on “Neighborhood Watch”.  Do you see many differences between directing your friends and other people? What do you think it’s better in working on asides of The Lonely Island projects? What makes your work easier when you don’t have friends beside you? Or are there ANY pluses of this situation at all?

 

7.Before  any success, what was the worst advice you ever get about your work? 


PERSONAL:

8.Would you like to have your own kids raised on your music/work? Do you think it’s epic enough to teach new generation sense of comedy?

 

9.Do you consider yourself as a “cowards”?  Which one is not brave enough to go all rides at attractions parks? And when you are watching horror movies together: who’s hugging who?

 

10.Andy: This questions was requested by many people: what conditioner do you use?

 

11.Confession time: Which one of you first sang “The Final Countdown” in public karaoke?

 

Jorm’s section:

 

12.A LOT of ladies ask to marry you. How do you feel about it? Any advises for millions broken hearts?

 

13.Are you and Mari planning to have any children? (Yes? Then hurray for Taccone babies!)

 

 14. NOTE: The music video for American Daydream was awesome. Tell Mari that her surprised face was fantastic! 

Extra-important one:

    

 15.Where did Ninja Turtles get money for pizza?!

That’s it. We are waiting for your message.

LOVE!